More of Grandma Tess' Riddles

Little Miss Etticoat,
In her white petticoat,
Has a red nose;
The longer she stands,
The shorter she grows.

What is she?






A CANDLE!

Grandma Tess' Riddles

Steeplechase Ticket

Thirty white horses
Upon a red hill;
Here they clamp
There they stamp
Now they stand still.

What are they?






TEETH!

Yet More Rhymes from Grandma Tess

 

Ye Olde Swimmin' Hole

Mother, may I go out to swim?
Yes, my darling daughter,
Hang your clothes on a hickory limb,
But don't go near the water !

Yet Another Nursey Rhyme from Grandma Tess

I went downtown
to buy a penny drum
I knocked on the door
but nobody come
So I up with a brick,
broke a pane of glass
And out come baby
Slidin' on her
Ask me no questions

More Rhymes from Grandma Tess

Mikkel one day
He shlept in the hay
The rats and the mice
Jumped over

When he awoke
His dúidíns was broke
And nary-a schmoke
Had Mikkel the Moler